What does this mean
um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means
But who is the original?
23 and still waiting for Medal of Honor Airborne 2
Mass Effect 3 and Oblivion
Mass Effect 3 and Star Wars Battlefront
…I like it.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Animal Crossing :S
Pokemon Crystal and Skyrim. Interesting.
BUT COULD YOU IMAGINE THE DOVAKIIN DEFEATING ALDUIN WITH A GODDAMN MASTERBALL
Shadowrun and Guild Wars 2
bard-core would probably pay good organs for that :)
uncharted 3 and assassins creed 3… there kinda the same lol
Minecraft and ARMA 3? I don’t even know what that would do…Altis life with cows?
- Classy women
- Guys being gentlemen
- Cute ass relationships
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
this post is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen
"I like to think that the first Argonian was a Nord who was trapped by the Hist. And when the Nords asked for their life, the Hist turned into the reptilian race we see today."
- Image credit: [x]
This Elder Scrolls lores is not deserving of these shits.
DISREGARD LORE. EVERYTHING IS NORDS NOW. EVERYTHING.
Yes and the Khajiit are just Nords who migrated to a warmer climate and slowly transformed into cats by ancient sand-magic.
Redguards? I think you mean Black Nords.
Imperials? More like the 1%-Nords, am I right fellow Nords?
Bretons are just fancy-smart Nords.
Bosmer? Them’s Forrest Nords.
Dunmer? A long time ago a bunch of Nords lived inside a Volcano. When they finally emerged, their skin was gray and their ears were pointy too for some reason.
Altmer are just magic banana-flavored Nords.
Falmer- Nords that fell from icy blue skies to live inside snowflakes which gave them frostbite, thus they suffered from pointy ears. The fall scared them Too apparently, because they screamed themselves until they’re hair and skin turned white.
Dwemer - Vertically challenged, extremely smart, Nords
Daedra - Evil, mystical Nords
Aedra - Nice, mystical Nords
Orismer - Large, green Nords with pointy, weird teeth
Sload - Clinically obese Nords
Nords everywhere. All Nords.
And Dragons are Nords changed into lizards with wings.
magic banana-flavored Nords
1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
YOOO MEGA DRAGON