23 and still waiting for Medal of Honor Airborne 2
YO IF YOU LIVE IN LOUISVILLE PLEASE STAY SAFE DONT GO OUTSIDE LOCK THE DOORS AND HIDE
No they’re not, knock it off.
Everyone who is starting shit over this is going to get tracked down by the FBI for making terroristic threats.
Comeooooon government! Ive got all my bets on you to be able to shutdown this fake puss “purge” with extreme prejudice, don’t disappoint me!
This fucking guy. I had forgotten about this fucking guy.
First of all, “Estormo?” “Estormo the Lightning Mage?” Surely that’s an ancient Ehlnofex name of grand esteem! Fucking “Estormo.” If he had been a fire mage, he’d be, what? “Eferno?”
…Actually, “Eferno” is kind of cool. “Estormo” is NOT.
And let me try to figure this out. Ancano finds out I’m going to Old Bromjunaar to get the Staff of Magnus from Morokei, who they KNOW has awoken like the other dragon priests, raising a horde of ethereal draugr slaves and setting up magical traps all through Labyrinthian. They also know by now that I’m the Dragonborn, because of that time I ABSORBED A DRAGON’S SOUL IN THE COURTYARD OF THE COLLEGE.
I’m the Chosen One, out to claim one of the most powerful artifacts in all Tamriel from a demi-litch, and Ancano is apparently like, “Well, okay, he might survive that. But if he does, HE SHALL BE NO MATCH FOR ESTORMO!”
Look, Ancano. It’s real cute you have faith in your boyfriend like that. But he’s a dude in a black robe who shoots lightning from his hands. I thu’umed him up against a wall and face-changed him with three hits from a frost mace.
Granted, I guess Ancano’s relative sense of Thalmor “might” is fundamentally screwed up, because when I actually show up with the Staff and start shooting the Eye with it, he seems genuinely amazed that his stupid plan of “shoot ball with lightning, see what happens” is now failing.
I guess when you’re raised constantly hearing how “superior” your race is, it never occurs to you that MAYBE your stupid level 4 destruction spells are exactly as shitty as anyone else’s stupid level 4 destruction spells.
Either way, I would think Ancano would have realized that if a guy is a lightning mage who named himself Estormo, he’s got to be a fucking idiot who is DESTINED to fail hilariously.
im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming
GUYS GO DO THE THING.
WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!
Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid
that was a pleasant surprise
Oh my god what.
at first i thought it was music from an RPG game and I was like what is this even doing in my computer and then i kept listening and i- - -
what the fuck
Flourish is way cooler.
I just love how it’s 2014, and Windows still loads midi demos in case you need to “troubleshoot” the Midi player.
It’s my skyrim menu music now